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Wednesday, October 1, 2014

This is excellent: Star Wars recut into a Guardians Of The Galaxy style trailer

Lucasfilms (or Disney, if they own the previous films) should hire the guy who did this, because it absolutely makes you want to watch Star Wars again (and Guardians)...


Music is from Guardian'awesome mix tape.

Previous post: Peter Quill from GOTG teaching an alien warrior about the Legend of Footloose and the great hero Kevin Bacon.

Wednesday links


John Lennon’s nearly-forgotten 1974 Broadway flop Sgt. Pepper’s Lonely Hearts Club Band on the Road.

A Requiem for Saturday Morning Cartoons - they've been dying off for a long time but now have ceased to exist.


Advances in Miscreant Trapping: patents from the struggle between good and evil.

12 mesmerizingly informative GIFs. Have you ever seen how an ant walks before?

ICYMI, Monday's links are here, including why coffee makes you poop, people who managed to screw up their one job, and Lego versions of Peter Quill, Mal Reynolds, and Han Solo (from Guardians of the Galaxy, Firefly and Star Wars, respectively) debating "Who shoots first?".

Tuesday, September 30, 2014

Are mites having sex on your face?

Apparently, per this NatGeo video, the answer is yes, absolutely. They have an article that goes into more depth, but it's grossing me out to write about this stuff so go to NatGeo and read it yourself. I need to go take a shower, or maybe two.
Microscopic mites are having sex on your face, and researchers from North Carolina State University are eager to study them. The "Meet Your Mites" program is collecting samples from ordinary citizens to learn more about the life cycle of these microscopic creatures that live on all human adults.

Marvelous animated video: Ex-Prisoners Take Priority Under ObamaCare Medicaid Expansion

I haven't read enough about the claims made in this video (and by the group behind it) to be sure that what they're saying is accurate - it makes sense to me on the surface but there's a whiff of agenda-driven interpretation about the whole thing. That said, I like the video quite a bit.



“The entire idea of Medicaid expansion would be absurd if it weren’t so terrifying. Not only does expansion ruin a state’s financial future, it also sends the elderly and children to the back of the line while the criminals go to the front.” - Tarren Bragdon, CEO of The FGA
The DOJ Claims 35 percent, 1 in 3 of the expanded Medicaid population has a criminal history.
The expansion of state Medicaid programs have been funded by new taxes and $716 billion in payment reductions for seniors on Medicaid Advantage plans, meaning the one third of seniors who are on these plans will bear 43 percent of the cuts to Medicaid funding and services.
To find out more about who is on the ObamaCare chopping block, read our full report here.
via @Jim Eltringham

Monday, September 29, 2014

Monday links

Lego versions of Peter Quill, Mal Reynolds, and Han Solo (from Guardians of the Galaxy, Firefly and Star Wars, respectively) debate "Who shoots first?".


Excerpts and illustrations from an 1895 book entitled Dog Stories from The Spectator.

It's International Coffee Day. So, Why Does Coffee Make You Poop? Here's the science, confirmed by questionnaires and anal probes.

15 Of the Most Magnificent Comb Overs You Will See.

34 People Who Managed To Screw Up Their One Job.

ICYMI, Friday's links are here, and include the Night of the Flaming Ballerinas, who accesses your car's black box, and a 1912 test for eighth graders in Kentucky.

Why Does Coffee Make You Poop? Here's the science, confirmed by questionnaires and anal probes


The short, somewhat boring answer is that coffee stimulates muscle contractions along the last couple of stops on the #2 Metro that is your large intestine (a terminal stretch of bowel that science calls the rectosigmoid colon). Way more interesting are the details behind the study that helped bring this quivering canal to light, not to mention questions that have been raised about the mechanisms linking coffee to its contractions.

For these, we turn to "Effect of coffee on distal colon function" — a research paper with an encouragingly no-nonsense title published in the April 1990 issue of Gut, a scientific journal dedicated to the digestive system. The paper recounts the findings of a study in two parts: a relatively painless questionnaire portion, and a second, somewhat more inquisitorial section involving anal probes.

Weird anti-drug PSAs

My personal favorite is The Chicken Club - here's the youtube info:
This is a legitimate anti-drug music video (from the 80''s) conceived and created to let youngsters know that if they were confronted with the temptation to do drugs they could say "no" with confidence. Even if the person propositioning the child called them a "chicken" (as a last ditch effort to persuade the kid to change their mind) the youth could fire back with the completely unexpected answer, "That's right, I am a chicken and it's OK because there is this sweet music video that told me that it's cool to be a chicken. So your taunts, jeers and name calling will not make me change my mind, in fact they only strengthen my resolve. I'm not only a chicken...I'm in the Chicken Club!"


I would really like one of these Surfing Monkey Banks, please - story below the video:



Dangerous Minds had a post about the Surfing Monkey PSA in 2012 and heard from the creator, Greg Collins:
I’m one of the creators of that surfing monkey spot you threw up on Dangerous Minds this afternoon. Thanks for doing that.
That spot actually dates back to 1999. A buddy of mine and his wife totally smoked out one night. The next morning, they woke up on the sofa, their ribs and stomach muscles were hurting. They didn’t remember much of anything, other than laughing their asses off.
About a week later, a UPS guy knocked on their door, bearing some boxes from QVC. While they were all gassed out, they bought a Star Trek collector’s plate, a Chi-Wash-Wa home car washing system and a Michael Jordan in-flight pewter statuette. All in all, about $400. That must’ve been some great weed.
When they told me the story, I thought that’d make an awesome commercial, but all of that was too much to put into a :30 spot. We needed to drill it down to one item for simplicity and comedy’s sake. My buddy Greg hit on the idea of something really ridiculous like a surfing monkey coin bank. We shot the spot for like $300 and sold it through to the Partnership For A Drug-Free America. It ran in 1999-2000, and, to this day, remains one of their most beloved and recalled commercials.
And once you've moved one from the madness of reefer, here's LSD, A Case Study (turn down the sound - there's a very loud screaming hot dog):



via Flavorwire, where you can find more.

Friday, September 26, 2014

Lego versions of main characters from Guardians of the Galaxy, Firefly and Star Wars debate "Who shoots first?"

A conversation between the Lego versions of Peter Quill (Guardians), Han Solo (Star Wars), and Malcolm Reynolds (Firefly), discussing the age old question: when is it ok to shoot first? 

For anyone who doesn't know about the "Han shot first" thing from Star Wars, read up on it at Wikipedia.


Plastic prophets: artists create religious Barbie and Ken mods, "plan to skip Muhammad"

Argentinian artists Marianela Perelli and Pool Paolini will show their Barbie and Ken dolls modeled after religious figures at an Oct. 11 show titled, "Barbie, The Plastic Religion." I don't have a problem with this in principle - I've had a Dashboard Jesus in my car for years. The crucifixion version (at the bottom of this post), though, is a bit much.

Apparently they're smart enough not to take on the "religion of peace":
Pools also explained they have “nothing against religion” and were even careful about respecting all beliefs. The pair is working on Islam figurines and plans to skip representing Muhammad, as this religion condemns representing the prophet.
BUENOS AIRES, Sept. 23 (UPI): A pair of Argentinean artists are courting controversy with a series of Barbie and Ken dolls modeled after religious icons including Jesus Christ and the Virgin Mary.

Marianela Perelli and Pool Paolini posted photos online featuring Mattel's famous plastic couple as religious figures complete with boxes explaining their intended identities.

The artists said the dolls will be displayed Oct. 11 at an exhibition titled "Barbie, The Plastic Religion" in Buenos Aires.

The 33 dolls feature icons from religions including Christianity, Judaism, Hinduism, Islam and Buddhism.

"If there's a Barbie doctor, a teacher and a police officer, why shouldn't there be a Virgin of Lujan Barbie?" the artists said on their Facebook page.


Unexpected combination of the day: Stormtrooper Klingon Ballerinas

The concept reminds me of the sort of thing you'd hear about as guests on Jerry Springer (which I've never actually seen) - blind pregnant lesbian nuns or cross-dressing men who live in boxes. Except, of course, for the fact that Klingon Stormtrooper ballerinas are extremely cool and the Jerry Springer guest are weird and pathetic.


via Fashionably Geek